Thoughts I Have When My Alarm Goes Off

  1. I hate you
  2. Leave me alone
  3. Is this some sort of sick joke?
  4. Snoozing for 5 min can't do any real harm
  5. 30 minutes later....
  6. Shit
  7. Where am I?
  8. I need water
  9. And coffee
  10. I only have 10 minutes and I'm still in bed
  11. I guess I'll take an Uber