The best autocorrects of my first name (Kristen)

I think my phone's autocorrect was written by Freud....
  1. Listen
    Not awful, it rhymes and I am a therapist after all.
  2. Megatron
    My greatest achievement that I did nothing to earn.
  3. Mexican
    Now that's just racist. Not all Latinos are the same!
  4. Lantern
    That doesn't even make sense.
  5. Leisure
    Is my phone calling me lazy?
  6. Neurosis
    I can't deny it anymore.