MOST COMMON TEXTS SENT INSIDE POWELL'S BOOKS, PORTLAND, OR

  1. Where are you?
  2. Hey where r u?
  3. Where are you in relation to the guy playing Adele on violin?
  4. No I left there to go look for you
  5. Wait was that your phone?
  6. Nevermind
  7. Can you at least tell me what floor you're on?
  8. This store has an amazing commitment to small-press poetry
  9. For christ's sake I need more than "I'm in the Purple room"