How to Handle the Stress of the Tight Democratic Race of the Iowa Caucus

@marleestark and I are too stressed to do our philosophy/finance reading so these are our current coping mechanisms as we watch msnbc:
  1. drink rosé. lots of rosé
  2. think about your pretty new shoes
  3. whip out the chips + salsa obviously
  4. heat up some pizza rolls
  5. and just pray to goddess supreme