you know someone is certifiably crazy if they do any of the following:
  1. Sleeps in a hot room
  2. Uses the Nashville filter on Instagram
  3. Puts the apple logo sticker on their car
  4. Chose the grape flavored toothpaste at the dentist
  5. Enjoys black licorice
  6. Has ginormous ear gauges
  7. Wears red at Target
  8. Purposefully cramps foot arches