Tale of a Monday, Narrated by Simon Cowell

  1. 1.
    already starting off on the bad foot because of an 8 am and you're just not feeling it
  2. 2.
    you sit in class and listen to your stupid peers ask very stupid questions
  3. 3.
    but your teacher senses your Monday anguish and lets you out of class 3 minutes early. god bless.
  4. 4.
    so you're done with class but you have hours and hours of reading ahead of you.
  5. 5.
    but you'll deal with that later and maybe just chill and watch a season of Lost on Netflix
  6. 6.
    okay actually time to do work
  7. 7.
    suddenly you hit that very productive 45 minutes and you're feeling super proud
  8. 8.
    HOMEWORK BREAK
  9. 9.
    but not actually. you just have a bunch of meetings for clubs that you once had the motivation to actively participate in. but now you just sit and listen to college-kids-who-think-they're-adults argue over meaningless things.
  10. 10.
    done with meetings!
  11. 11.
    but the worst is yet to come...
  12. 12.
    because you have to start tackling your group project that's due at the end of the week and you hate every. single. one of your teammates
  13. 13.
    but now you actually have to get to that assignment that's due tomorrow and you realize you've spent an hour on your phone looking up pictures of Simon Cowell.
  14. 14.
    YAY MONDAYS