Tale of a Monday, Narrated by Simon Cowell

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    already starting off on the bad foot because of an 8 am and you're just not feeling it
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    you sit in class and listen to your stupid peers ask very stupid questions
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    but your teacher senses your Monday anguish and lets you out of class 3 minutes early. god bless.
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    so you're done with class but you have hours and hours of reading ahead of you.
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    but you'll deal with that later and maybe just chill and watch a season of Lost on Netflix
  6. 6.
    okay actually time to do work
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    suddenly you hit that very productive 45 minutes and you're feeling super proud
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    but not actually. you just have a bunch of meetings for clubs that you once had the motivation to actively participate in. but now you just sit and listen to college-kids-who-think-they're-adults argue over meaningless things.
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    done with meetings!
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    but the worst is yet to come...
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    because you have to start tackling your group project that's due at the end of the week and you hate every. single. one of your teammates
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    but now you actually have to get to that assignment that's due tomorrow and you realize you've spent an hour on your phone looking up pictures of Simon Cowell.
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