Lines of Dialogue I Like to Act Out in Real Life Situations

  1. Why my lamp! Why?!?!
    -Tommy Pickles, Rugrats, the episode where his clown lamp breaks and they have a trial. It's a great voice.
  2. Share the load (in slowmo)
    Samwise, LOTR
  3. It was his hat, Mr. Krabs! He was number 1!!!!
    Spongebob
  4. You have poor social skills. You have a problem.
    Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook Mostly to taunt my roommate.
  5. We serve at a five, the cookies
    the doctor in the Lizzie McGuirre movie. used in Rome. and everywhere else abroad.
  6. Take a two, apricots.
    same as above
  7. What's your damage, Heather?
    Originally learned this from Gilmore Girls. Did eventually see The Heathers.
  8. I don't know, Margot!
    Snooty male neighbor Todd to Julia Louis Dreyfus, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Used mostly in convos with my mom.
  9. Go go! Fly Fly!
    i have no idea what this is from but i say it in a weird voice whenever i take the leash off my dog.