My Dad's Pregame Thoughts on Tom Brady

@vailerin i like tom brady and the patriots. my father verbally amuses me each week by insulting brady before each game. this week he basically spouted a poem of sorts.
  1. I hope they break his legs;
  2. I hope they attack his face,
  3. And cut his hair while he's down;
  4. He'll cry to his woman,
  5. but she'll be in bed with a Bengals player.