1. the ease with which i am able to maintain long distance friendships in the digital age
  2. the supportive and hysterical fam
    this includes spuds
  3. earl grey tea
  4. premium television programming
    read: tv shows brought to us by hbo, showtime, netflix
  5. shakepeare
  6. larry david
  7. the number 25
    both because of, "patrick, do you know what's funnier than 24..." and because of Adele #waterunderthebridge
  8. my dear, dear friends, Cab and Chardonnay 🍷
  9. 🦃
    i'm not thankful for turkey, just the turkey emoji. thanks, apple.