THINGS I SAY TO MY DOG ON A DAILY BASIS

  1. This is Ruby. She is 2.
  2. I made this collage because I was angry at her for eating Nala, but it was funny and helped me get over it.
  3. Some things I say to Ruby on a daily basis....
  4. Your claw LITERALLY just went in my eye.
    Bitch.
  5. Aw give me kisses
    (I allow kisses until drips begin to fall off my face)
  6. Enough kisses
    Seriously stop you filthy beast
  7. Please and Thank you
    Just because she's a dog doesn't mean you shouldn't be polite to her
  8. Sit on my lap
    *grabs her hips and drags her on to my lap as her claws dig into my thighs*
  9. Sit...stay.....lay dow- NO! Wait til I say play dead!!! Nope cut do it again
  10. Are you my friend?
  11. NICE TO KNOW IF I DIED YOU WOULDN'T EVEN CARE
  12. I love you so much Rube, you're the worlds greatest creature. You angelic and sweet unicorn pie, you.