REASONS I SHOULD NEVER SIGN UP FOR A NINE 9 AM

  1. I will never go
  2. If I do go... I'll absorb nothing
  3. I'll spend half the day napping
  4. I'll forget the already foreign concept of breakfast exists
  5. I will write this list while in bed dreading going then likely fall back asleep
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