THINGS I LEARNED AT SCHOOL TODAY

  1. When Stalin was younger, he was super hot.
  2. Studying for Spanish tests is not worth the time or effort.
  3. Chocolate milk is much too expensive for how long it actually lasts.
  4. Don't kill anyone, even if you're really tempted.
  5. Emergency Lock Downs aren't always a bad thing.
    i.e when you're watching Madagascar and you won't be able to finish before the bell but then a droning voice over the intercom tells you that you are confined to the classroom space for another 20 minutes while police dogs search your school for weapons.
  6. Always take advantage of a work period to listen to Beyoncé.