IMPORTANT THINGS TO REMEMBER

  1. Snoop Paints
    Thinking about this every day is cheaper than therapy and comes w less side effects than anti-depressants
  2. Dracula Is A Public Domain Character
    U are being negligent if u do not use him in every story you ever write
  3. If U Are Having A Bad Day And Snap At Somebody, U Can Always Just Say Mercury Was In Retrograde
    This argument may not hold up in court tho