I probably could do these things but I'd be insanely miserable.
  1. be really passionate about anything or anyone
  2. think church is cool/fun
  3. make dinner
  4. eat dairy products without getting sick
  5. do outside labor
  6. save money
  7. look good more than twice a month
  8. do small talk
  9. hate my siblings
  10. wear vineyard vines
  11. make good lists