BEST ADVICE I NEVER RECEIVED
I wish people told me these things with full sincerity.
- •"You should not work"
- •"You would do best just watching tv and telling us why your shows are the best"
- •"Eating your entire caloric intake through a Wendy's menu will leave you very satisfied despite what people might tell you"
- •"You can feel bad hair days but you never look like you have a bad hair day"