NOTES ON A NOTE I WROTE MYSELF LAST NIGHT WHILE HIGH

I have an exam due tomorrow so naturally I had an edible last night.
  1. I wrote myself a note and then slept for like 12 hours.
  2. EAT POTATOES
    High Ellen obviously just really loves and respects Sober Ellen and wants the best for her.
  3. THIS ACTING IS GOOD
    Presumably I'm talking about Sons of Anarchy, the white man's fantasy of a television show that I can't get away from. I was thinking about how hard Charlie Hunnam must have to work to look so broody while wearing what are essentially JNCO jeans. Also about that Peg Bundy is just pushing through, kudos.
  4. ASHLEY TISDALE IS ON SONS OF ANARCHY
    Clearly this is a PSA. I laughed for approx. 20 minutes when I figured out who she was, I thought it had to be a prank. She plays a hooker who sleeps with Ron Perlman and the Peg Bundy gets piiised and then she gets into a motorcycle crash and somehow has no road rash (maybe the most unbelievable thing about the whole situation ??). Bop to the Top is now stuck in my head.
  5. Wow. Okeeey off to exam work now.