FOODS THAT SHOULD NOT CONTAIN KALE

  1. Cocktails
    Kale infused tequila? No thank you.
  2. Body/Facial creams
    Who allowed this to happen?
  3. Cereal
    Just what I wanted: soggy leaves mixed in with my lucky charms and almond milk. The almond milk makes it healthy though, right?
  4. Cake
    This is a very real thing that should not exist.
  5. Doughnuts
    Kale, leave breakfast alone.
  6. Sushi
    No, kale. You do not get to replace seaweed.
  7. Popsicles
    There is nothing worse than frozen kale.
  8. Fudge
    No amount of chocolate can disguise the presence of kale.