FOODS THAT SHOULD NOT CONTAIN KALE
- •CocktailsKale infused tequila? No thank you.
- •Body/Facial creamsWho allowed this to happen?
- •CerealJust what I wanted: soggy leaves mixed in with my lucky charms and almond milk. The almond milk makes it healthy though, right?
- •CakeThis is a very real thing that should not exist.
- •DoughnutsKale, leave breakfast alone.
- •SushiNo, kale. You do not get to replace seaweed.
- •PopsiclesThere is nothing worse than frozen kale.
- •FudgeNo amount of chocolate can disguise the presence of kale.