SHAMEFUL THINGS I HAVE DONE
- 1.Tried to conceal my drunken throw-up in a to-go container so I wouldn't have to pay the "clean up" fee.
- 2.Taken a water cup from Panera and filled it with ice tea.
- 3.Evaded a bounty hunter for eight months.
- 4.Brought mini bottles to a bar and only ordered soda water because I am cheap.
- 5.Thrown sticky boobs at the ceiling.They leave stains FYI.
- 6.Thrown up out of an uber window.Apparently there is a $50 cleaning fee. Even IF you make it outside the car.
- 7.Gone skinny dipping in the governor of Florida's pool.Sry Rick Scott
- 8.Stolen a wig and disguised myself in order to go incognito at a bar.
- 9.Admitted to the items on this list.