1. You eat popcorn for breakfast because there is nothing else in your pantry.
  2. Your friends constantly oscillate between being "in a good place" or "figuring things out"
  3. You have an opinion about Lena Dunham.
  4. You wonder when people start getting Botox.
  5. Your checking account currently has $3 and you try to think of what you can order at Starbucks with that amount.
  6. You don't know how to do your taxes, but you can figure out everything there is to know about your ex's new girlfriend in 10 minutes.
  7. You cringe every time a friend gets engaged.
  8. You wonder if the "mothering" instinct will ever kick in or if children will always repulse you.