SIGNS YOU ARE A TWENTY SOMETHING
- •You eat popcorn for breakfast because there is nothing else in your pantry.
- •Your friends constantly oscillate between being "in a good place" or "figuring things out"
- •You have an opinion about Lena Dunham.
- •You wonder when people start getting Botox.
- •Your checking account currently has $3 and you try to think of what you can order at Starbucks with that amount.
- •You don't know how to do your taxes, but you can figure out everything there is to know about your ex's new girlfriend in 10 minutes.
- •You cringe every time a friend gets engaged.
- •You wonder if the "mothering" instinct will ever kick in or if children will always repulse you.