URGES I HAVE OCCASIONALLY

  1. To throw on some tight black pants and jump on the back of a motorcycle.
  2. To delve in investment banking even though I have no knowledge of finance whatsoever.
  3. To buy a miniature pig.
  4. To quit everything science related and become a lifestyle blogger.
  5. To buy a tree frog.
  6. To try to learn about sports. (JK LOL)
  7. To buy a loom and learn how to weave.
  8. To become a sommelier.
  9. To learn to play a harp and serenade hotel lobbies.