As related to my Facebook feed.
  1. Putting your Christmas tree up in September. And acting all:
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  2. "she was hit by a SUV and broke every bone in her body"
    It was a chevy Cruze and She broke a leg and her cheekbone.. take one bad thing and make it ten times worse.
  3. "I strip because I can make my own rules and my own money"
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