Men are dumb.

Nothing personal dudes, just venting in list form
  1. Men don't read body language well
    If her body is turned towards you, she's laughing and touching your shoulder, hanging on tO EVERY WORD YOURE SAYING SHES INTERESTED
  2. Men don't read hints well
    I'm telling you we should hang out, THAT MEANS I WANT TO HANG OUT
  3. Men don't understand how protective women are
    We are natural instinctive to care and nurture people. STOP BEING STUPID
  4. IF I LEAVE A SEAT DELIBERATELY OPEN GUESS WHAT THAT MEANS
    You guessed it. You're more than invited to sit. In. The. Seat.
  5. After all of this its a fiasco of "I didn't know you were into me"
  6. In conclusion: