Overheard: Summer Camp Edition

Real life quotes.
  1. "I just want to sleep on my face."
  2. "Do they have wifi in Virginia Beach? They better have wifi..."
  3. "Why don't you like getting married?"
    This question was brought up because I'm single,
  4. Me: "I turned off the air!" little girl: "Why?! We won't be able to breath"
    I meant the air conditioning.
  5. "Everything that's purple is NOT safe!"
  6. "Have you seen my Chez-burger"