Something just fell off my bed

  1. It's dark
  2. I have to pee.
  3. So I could get up and pee AND find out what fell. But her I am making a list.
  4. It sounds like a water bottle.
    Like a sturdy one, not a crinkly one
  5. I don't have an animal.
  6. Hold on, I'm going to check what it is and then pee.
  7. .
  8. Shit
  9. It was my iPad
  10. No cracked screen
  11. Okay enough of this. I'm going to bed