1. It's dark
  2. I have to pee.
  3. So I could get up and pee AND find out what fell. But her I am making a list.
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  5. It sounds like a water bottle.
    Like a sturdy one, not a crinkly one
  6. I don't have an animal.
  7. Hold on, I'm going to check what it is and then pee.
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  9. Shit
  10. It was my iPad
  11. No cracked screen
  12. Okay enough of this. I'm going to bed