THINGS I GOT AT A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY GARAGE SALE TODAY

Well, sales to be exact
  1. Cups with tulips on them.
    Why not?!
  2. A jeep sweatshirt
    For only a dollar (!!!)
  3. A poem book
  4. A mirror
    The guy asked 10, I offered 8 because I was going to have to buy paint for it. He was insulted at my offer and tried to make me feel bad for giving him 2 dollars less...
  5. Teaching books
  6. A Red Wings Championship hat from the year I was born
    Didn't fit, trying to resell it at my Nana's garage sale
  7. A book shelf which I'm currently painting white
    It's taking so long and my body hurts.