POPULAR SLANG YOU CAN USE TO BECOME YOUNG AND HIP AGAIN (WITH EXAMPLES!)
First tip! Don't use the word "hip" unless you're talking about anatomy.
- •Netflix & ChillThis is when you invite a person you're ~interested in~ and watch something on Netflix together. THIS IS IMPORTANT: you then turn the thermostat down to -15 and literally freeze them to death. If you can't afford Netflix, you can also "YouTube & Chill."
- •FleekYou scream this at people on the street when you find them attractive. For example, "YOU WITH THE GLASSES, FLEEK FLEEK FLEEK!"
- •Low-keyThis one is kind of obvious, right? Wrong! Instead of using it to suggest subtle urges, it's a way to signal that they want drugs. "I acted like I wasn't bothered, but low-key kinda was" translates to "Give me some crystal meth please."
- •BaeBabies Are Excruciating. The topic of noisy air travel is prevalent in daily conversations.
- •Basic bitchSomething you call Republicans. "Ted Cruz? Such a god damn basic bitch."
- •I Don't Fuck With YouAlso something for Republicans.
- •ThirstyWhen someone is literally thirsty for a beverage. If they says "I'm thirsty for her!" just chuck some water at them.