SIGNS YOU'RE A RESPONSIBLE CLASSY ADULT WOMAN
Other title: Things I Don't Do But Know I Should
- •You actually wash your makeup brushes instead of twirling them between your fingers and thinking, "they'll last another week."
- •Your closet is organized by colour/material/season instead of a giant clusterfuck.
- •You have a nightly skin cleansing routine. What the fuck is that?
- •You do yoga or some shit. I got tired walking up to my class on the 4th floor today.
- •You watch shows like Downton Abbey instead of bingeing the The Office (I restarted the series 3 weeks ago and I'm already on Season 8...)
- •You don't steal your friend's Netflix account.
- •You probably have a subscription to The New Yorker online instead of switching browsers every time you run out of articles.