Other title: Things I Don't Do But Know I Should
  1. 1.
    You actually wash your makeup brushes instead of twirling them between your fingers and thinking, "they'll last another week."
  2. 2.
    Your closet is organized by colour/material/season instead of a giant clusterfuck.
  3. 3.
    You have a nightly skin cleansing routine. What the fuck is that?
  4. 4.
    You do yoga or some shit. I got tired walking up to my class on the 4th floor today.
  5. 5.
    You watch shows like Downton Abbey instead of bingeing the The Office (I restarted the series 3 weeks ago and I'm already on Season 8...)
  6. 6.
    You don't steal your friend's Netflix account.
  7. 7.
    You probably have a subscription to The New Yorker online instead of switching browsers every time you run out of articles.