Screenshots On My iPad, Somewhat Explained

I've had this iPad since 2012 and never delete anything.
  1. 1.
    Shia Labeouf watching Shia Labeouf
    Went to scoff at his performance art piece, then got used to his coocoo-nutty face on my screen and was genuinely sad when it ended. It was like owning a crazy goldfish for a few hours. This was my wallpaper for a while.
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    Grumpy, little, Princess Jasmine fan with fish nailed to a shack
    A while ago, I Googled my name to see what would come up in the images. This was the weirdest one.
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    Sad Kermit
    Jim Henson did such a good job making a stuffed, green, felt frog so real, so human and so loved that this picture genuinely made me tear up.
  4. 4.
    Some sloth on Sloth action
    Somebody drew this. I would marry that person sight unseen just for this amazing piece of art.
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    Instagram knows me so well
    This is a piglet in a lizard/fish/other suit. Apparently, selected for me based on the people I follow. Seems about right.
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    Godzilla with daddy issues
    Makes me laugh every time.
  7. 7.
    No idea
    None. What the hell is happening here? I mean, don't get me wrong, I love everything about this but I'm SO confused.
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    Sexy éclairs
    I will marry anyone who will buy me a box of these, sight unseen. (Yes, the ability to provide pastry and/or whimsical drawings are the only things I look for in a life partner)
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    Female samurai
    Looking fierce as hell! I must have been looking for a strong, Asian role model. So yeah, just channel samurai lady and win at life.
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    Flight of the Concords
    A friend told me she didn't think they were funny so I sent her this picture and told her she needed therapy, because that is crazy talk.