Went to the zoo before the dinosaurs came
- •A polar bear ate a watermelonThe cutest most aggressive watermelon devouring I've ever seen.
- •A meerkat ate a mouse.This was not part of Timon's diet. Hakuna Matata is a lie!
- •I imagined the two birds in the background gossiping about Howard hogging the spotlight.Fucking Howard.
- •I giggled for at least 10 minutes. I'm a grown ass woman.
- •Met a family of lemurs and considered pocketing a baby lemurAlso seemingly walking around freely. They looked at us with fascination and fright. I felt the same way.
- •Little prairie dogs walking around freely.I followed one around for a while. He loved it, I'm sure.
- •John Hammond from Jurassic Park was there so I fully expect dinosaur-frog hybrids when I return next year