Southwest lost my luggage on October 19th. On a direct flight. I like to imagine that it's having a grand adventure. But, it's probably still:
  1. In the overhead bin of Southwest Air flight 434
  2. On the Tarmac at DCA
  3. In the luggage office at AUS
  4. Stolen by a passenger who is now in possession of my favorite ripped jeans
  5. Acquired by a baggage handler with a size 8 foot and an affinity for sandals with spikes on them.
  6. Someone else who really, really buys too many Jac Vanek t-shirts (3 are lost in the lost bag 😭)