WAYS I WAS AWKWARD TODAY

So I'm an awkward person in general, but the conversation I just had in the grocery store was exceptional.
  1. Began the conversation with, "Hi my name is Tammy, so nice to meet you, sorry my hands are wet - it's from Brussels sprouts, not anything weird"
  2. Middle of the conversation: "yep, I'm just hanging out with vegetables tonight. Just me and my peppers. That sounds super depressing and lonely.... but it's not"
  3. Ended with, "Good to see you! Sorry I'm awkward?" Yes, I made the decision to put that in question form.