The crappiest month of the year
  1. I've already taken my annual vacation to the beach. I have nothing to look forward to until November.
  2. Kids go back to school
    But it's still hot as hell, light out until 10
  3. We get our fall planned out
    Right now, every activity schedule has been revised twice.
  4. Nutcracker
    Is so far away but so close. It's weird to be planning out costuming orders for something 4 month from now when I am sitting on the side of a pool deck.
  5. Low Grade Fever
    For as long as I can remember, I run a low grade fever in August. No idea why and no other symptoms. I thought I was patient zero for a few years but alas, I'm just wired differently.