Spiraling out of control: The story of putting on my makeup

This happens Every. Single. Time.
  1. Oh I don't feel like doing my makeup today so I'm just gonna put on some primer and a tinted moisturizer and a little mascara and that's it
  2. Hmm and some undereye concealer to brighten things up and then that's it
  3. Wait I look too plain I have to contour just a little
    And a little more
  4. Can't contour without blush I'll just add some real quick
  5. Well now my eyes don't match my face so I need to do my eyeshadow
  6. And I can't leave my brows like this I mean that's just not being a good person
  7. Eyeliner only takes a second
  8. Then mascara like I planned
    But more than I said
  9. Well might as well do the highlight since I did everything else
  10. And a setting powder
  11. I did my whole face now so I'll just finish up with a lipstick quickly
  12. *2 hours after I originally started*
  13. WHY AM I LIKE THIS
  14. I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL