Things people have said to me on my first day at work
- •Sooooo.... what did they say you'd be doing here...?you know you'll have to "meet people" and "do interviews". maybe "go out" sometimes.... to "conferences".
- •NO, i didn't walk into a door! my blery husband beats me!from a black-eye sporting colleague
- •There's free espresso on the fifth floor........and the guy behind the machine can be your friend in weed.