PEOPLE/THINGS I AM ROUTINELY MISTAKEN FOR

  1. Old Navy employee
    I have kind eyes and tend to wear fleece
  2. The little boy from Stuart Little/The Little Vampire
  3. My straight identical twin brother
    Mostly excited I can pass as straight for at least three seconds
  4. Some kind of idiot
  5. JonBenet Ramsey
  6. Someone who wants to hear about the dream you had last night
  7. Kurt from the Sound of Music
  8. Lord of the Rings fan
    I think people get this impression from my acne
  9. This golden retriever