THINGS I HAVE LIED ABOUT

  1. My height
    I'm 5'7...... 😏
  2. Whether or not I owned Barbies as a child
    Yesterday, my PR professor was discussing the new Barbie product line and asked us to raise our hands if we owned Barbies when we were little. I didn't raise my hand 😕
  3. How often I exercise, on any anonymous survey
  4. How often I drink, on any anonymous survey
  5. How often I order Papa John's, to my friends who are genuinely concerned about me
  6. My legal ability to operate a vehicle
  7. Anything the hairdresser at SportsClips asks me about
  8. Where I get my haircut
    Not at SportsClips
  9. Fingering Kanye West