THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WON THE POWERBALL
Disclaimer: I have little to no understanding of how much money any of this costs
- •Visit the aquarium
- •Finance fully-staged Broadway production of the musical episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- •Go CRAZY in the dollar section at Target
- •Pay off the medical bill I accrued when I thought I fractured my wristIt was a sprain. A $500 sprain.
- •Buy out every Croc Outlet Store and watch 'em burnThen head over to the Gap Outlet and grab me some sensible striped sweaters
- •More Rey action figuresWho do I contact about this?
- •Hire a flashmob of dancers and pretend someone else did it for me
- •Pay off my $15 in dues to the Cincinnati Public LibraryThis exorbitant fee has prevented me from going for roughly the past 5 years
- •um solve world hunger prolly and all that stuff