Disclaimer: I have little to no understanding of how much money any of this costs
  1. Visit the aquarium
  2. Finance fully-staged Broadway production of the musical episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  3. Go CRAZY in the dollar section at Target
  4. Pay off the medical bill I accrued when I thought I fractured my wrist
    It was a sprain. A $500 sprain.
  5. Buy out every Croc Outlet Store and watch 'em burn
    Then head over to the Gap Outlet and grab me some sensible striped sweaters
  6. More Rey action figures
    Who do I contact about this?
  7. Hire a flashmob of dancers and pretend someone else did it for me
  8. Pay off my $15 in dues to the Cincinnati Public Library
    This exorbitant fee has prevented me from going for roughly the past 5 years
  9. um solve world hunger prolly and all that stuff