TRAITS OF MY FATHER I WILL MOST LIKELY DEVELOP
- •Gradual breakdown of social awareness and finesse, including an impressive obliviousness to body language
- •Development of personal branding by coming up with my own nicknamesMy dad now goes by "The Hawk"
- •The confidence to approach any stranger at a grocery store for an hour-long conversation
- •My own podcast with a surprisingly sizable niche audienceHis is called "The History Dweebs" and he takes on the persona of a Southern gentleman called "The Colonel"
- •A gorgeous, incredibly talented and kind gay son