1. I will prioritize moisturizer above food/medical supplies
    I just get so dry during the winter months!
  2. I will NOT chop anyone's infected limb off so don't even think about it, buddy
  3. I'm assuming WiFi wouldn't work still?
    Someone science-y get back to me on that
  4. I need my smoothies every day for successful BM's
    Otherwise those will tear me apart before a zombie ever could
  5. I get bad allergies
  6. I can't even TALK about blood
  7. I need to update my LensCrafters prescription every two years
  8. I don't want to live in a world without brunch