guys are idiots and I over think everything
  1. He ended things
    So I was bummed but got over it
  2. Two and a half months later he texts me and says he wants to be friends
    Even though we weren't really friends before
  3. So I think we'll sure, let's try it
  4. But ultimately I just want to "win" the situation
  5. He didn't even give me a fair chance at first
    So parts of me feel like I can change his mind
  6. And now whenever I'm trying to be a friend he blows me off
    And says he has a date and I'm sad about it because I wanted to WIN