HOW TO SURVIVE CHRISTMAS IF YOU'RE NOT CHRISTIAN
- •Buy all the snacks, because everything will be closed
- •Except movie theatres. Maybe watch Star Wars again
- •Remind yourself that everything will be open again tomorrow
- •Leave your house looking for somewhere that's open
- •Go to Wal-Mart cuz you're desperate. Then go get McDonalds fries. You deserve this.
- •Go to sleep at 9 so you can wake up early af the next day and return to civilization.