HOW TO SURVIVE CHRISTMAS IF YOU'RE NOT CHRISTIAN

  1. Buy all the snacks, because everything will be closed
  2. Except movie theatres. Maybe watch Star Wars again
  3. Remind yourself that everything will be open again tomorrow
  4. Leave your house looking for somewhere that's open
  5. Go to Wal-Mart cuz you're desperate. Then go get McDonalds fries. You deserve this.
  6. Go to sleep at 9 so you can wake up early af the next day and return to civilization.