Because who really likes their life the way it is?
  1. Mindy Kaling
    Because she's a badass.
  2. Barack Obama's Chef
    Because I feel like we'd get along, but I don't want to have anything to do with America's fate.
  3. Blake Lively
    Because I want people to hate me for no reason except that my skin is flawless and I'm married to Ryan Reynolds.
  4. Yoko Ono
    Because why not.