Things I'm Pretty Sure I Could Do if it Was an Emergency

Inspired by @joemurphy
  1. 1.
    Rap Nicki Minaj's "Superbass"
  2. 2.
    Pluck my own eyebrows
  3. 3.
    Parallel park
  4. 4.
    Make pleasant small talk with someone I went to high school with
  5. 5.
    Eat the last bite of food when everyone else refuses to eat it
  6. 6.
    Rewatch Lost
    Doesn't even have to be an emergency tbh
  7. 7.
    Listen to country music
  8. 8.
    Maintain a snapstreak with someone