GREAT THINGS ABOUT THE BACHELOR/BACHELORETTE

Mostly about this season. I swear I watch it ironically... Every year
  1. There is always a villain
    Somebody always has to be the asshole and I love it!
  2. People get so drunk on the first night that they think nudity is the best first impression
    I get you're nervous but 7 shots? Really.
  3. The mystery date
    Someone always has to show up halfway through the first party like "I saw you on tv and I must compete for your love"
  4. Santa Clause?
    The gimmick to get you noticed that's so weird that it's kinda cool
  5. Super fans and Wannabes
    The people on the show because THEY LOVE IT SOOOOO MUCH! Or they want to show the world how well the can sing, flex, or play an instrument.