HOW NOT TO FALL ASLEEP
- 1.Decide you're tired and get in bed.
- 2.Don't forget to check your phone for text, emails, FB updates, political news, YouTube videos...
- 3.Now that you're on YouTube proceed to watch every new video by that one YouTuber you love. Then where you see suggested videos click one of them. Continue this for 5 hours.
- 4.Now that you've pried your phone out of your hand get up and go pee.Also, you might want to put your retainer in.
- 5.Finally, lie back in bed and contemplate the universe.What is the meaning of life? Do all dogs go to heaven? Did I leave the oven on? What was that noise?!