1. Wonder why you have such sever gas pain
    It doesn't actually feel like you have gas. I'm just an idiot
  2. Pretend you can handle the pain and do nothing until it's unbearable
  3. Panic
  4. Look for the drugs that were prescribed to you last time
  5. Take only two morphine pills because you know that's all you're allowed to have
    Or whatever narc you've been taking since you were born
  6. Fall into a drugged stupor OR
  7. Go to the hospital because you waited too long to take any medication
    But at least the pills will hold you over until the doctors and every nurse available ask you to rate your pain before they treat you. IT'S AN 8! FUCKIN TREAT ME!!