STUFF I'M PUMPED ABOUT
It's a vibrant and horrific world, who wouldn't be ecstatic?
- •Old old neighbor lady who murdered her husband just got out of the clink and moved back into her neglected house.Just trying to sort out a protocol for meeting her and maybe spiffing up her landscaping.
- •New episodes of 48 Hours, 20/20, and/or Forensic Files.Nothing validates the general horror of being female like the hard facts of people murdering us left and right.
- •Large jugs of Califia mocha iced coffeeI go out of my way for very little and almost no one but this stuff merits many emotionally uncomfortable trips to Whole Foods.
- •Teaching a bunch of women over 30 y.o. to skate.The raw joy of adult women confronting their primal physical fears and loving it is the best.
- •Bridget Everett.Hilarious, gross, perfect.