Things I've done in the last 24 hours that make me feel like a true adult

It ain't pretty, folks. Can I move back in with mom?
  1. Cleaned out a moldy bowl I've been avoiding for months.
  2. Interviewed for a job.
  3. Didn't get the job.
  4. Bought a dish towel that says "my favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations."
  5. Made dinner last night, AND breakfast this morning.
  6. Thought about meal prepping.
  7. Started taking a sleep aid.