Already on li.st? Open in app.
Yet here I go on another one tonight for some reason.
- •It took place in an empty, well-lit cafe. Well, empty until the families with young children arrived.
- •He wore an obscenely large, Super Bowl-esque ring even though he was clearly not an athlete like that.
- •That whole In Between Jobs And Living With A Roommate combo.We are in our 40s, dude. I mean SUPER YOUNG 40s. But still.
I recently heard someone spout some BS about it being "a shame" if so and so was gay.
- •If you're gay, you might not wanna make out with me even if I wanna make out with you so hard.
- •That's it. THERE ARE NO OTHER REASONS, PEOPLE.
- •You're my lover, not my rival.
- •Love with every stranger. The stranger the better.
- •I wanna get better.
A chronological photographic list of how rad Saturday was.
- •Because Roma.
- •The Dugout was a disappointment. But my crew was the complete opposite of The Dugout.
- •All I know is I did take everyone on an alley tour at some point. Everyone knows how I feel about alleys and art.
- •"Borderline" by Flaming Lips
- •"Ride On / Right On" by PhosphorescentExcept for the "kids in the park" part. Not sexy.
- •Pretty much anything by Glass Animals
- •I'm 35 and I'm wearing slutty clothes from the Target CHILDREN'S section.My sister is a tiny, frugal slut.
- •You have to ask before you kick people in the rectum.I kicked my daughter in the rectum. She's 18 and it was a gentle rectum kick. It's not like it's child abuse or anything.
- •Me wondering if I've made a bad decision and @leslielindeberg confirming that yes indeed I totally have. Obviously.
- •Us wondering why we haven't been snatched up to host a radio show.
- •Leslie misquoting something or other. Something or other? Is that right? That doesn't sound right. Leslie? Wait. No. Someone else.
- •Shave my legs.
- •Sometimes they're all, "Technology who? The List App wha?" It's exhausting. I don't love this about them.
- •All the other things. All the other things are the things that I love about them.
- •That I'm going to blow my The List App wad early.
- •All of the bad decisions I anticipate making this weekend at UNC Homecoming.See also: My Favorite UNC Homecoming Memories list