SENTENCES THAT SHOULDN'T EXIST THAT I HEARD BY 9:50 THIS MORNING.

  1. I'm 35 and I'm wearing slutty clothes from the Target CHILDREN'S section.
    My sister is a tiny, frugal slut.
  2. You have to ask before you kick people in the rectum.
    I kicked my daughter in the rectum. She's 18 and it was a gentle rectum kick. It's not like it's child abuse or anything.